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Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.
Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!
by Glitchurr February 17, 2026
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Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.
My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.
by Cat LVR April 27, 2025
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Marathon

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.
by Cat LVR April 27, 2025
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maritor

Part of Speech: Noun
Gendered Definition: Male Spouse
Definition: A man (hombre) who is legally espoused in matrimony.
Etymology: Derived from Latin maritus, signifying husband (male spouse).
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪrətɔ r/

Significance:
It defines the specific role of a male partner within a marriage.
It emphasizes gender equality by providing an equivalent counterpart to “maritess.”
It identifies distinctly distinguishes between genders while respecting traditional nomenclature.
It avoids confusion with broader terms like "spouse."
It improves clarity when discussing familial relationships.
It replaces informal slang such as "hubby," offering a more formal alternative.
Singular Form: maritor
Plural Form: maritors
Example Sentences:
John introduced his maritess Mary and himself as her maritor at their nuptial reception.
After decades jointly, Tom proudly referred to himself as Jane's devoted maritor.
In legal documents, Peter was officially noted as Susan’s maritor.
At family congregations, it was customary for George to introduce his sister-in-law’s maritor.
He often boasted about being the felicitous maritor on Terra.
by Dmitrio July 16, 2025
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maritess

Part of Speech: Noun
Gendered Definition: Female Spouse
Definition: A woman, female (mulcher) who is legally espoused in matrimony.
Etymology: Derived from Latin marita, feminine form of maritus.
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪrətɛs/

Significance:
It defines the precise role of a female partner within a marriage.
It emphasizes gender inclusivity by complementing the term "maritor."
It Identifies Specifically differentiates women within the context of marriage.
It avoids ambiguities associated with generic terms like "partner."
It improves communication clarity regarding conjugal roles.
It replaces colloquialisms, Germanic and foreign (non-American originated) such as "wifey," introducing a formal yet contemporary option.
Singular Form: maritess
Plural Form: maritesses
Example Sentences:
• "During the ceremony, Sarah joyfully announced herself as David’s maritess."
• "As tradition dictated, Emily signed official papers declaring herself as William’s lawful maritess."
• "Catherine always felt honored to be called someone’s cherished maritess."
• Introducing her newlywed amigress, Anna stated, “encounter Helen, my superior amicable favorite maritess!”
• "Each year they celebrated their anniversary, renewing vows as beloved maritess and maritor."
by Dmitrio July 18, 2025
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Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!
by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025
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Dev marathor

A blue no-nippled bitch who seems to enjoy touching soda cans on her spare time.
"Your boobs just pulled a Dev Marathor on you, Lisa!"
by Dev marathor's mother. February 7, 2004
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