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maddy and maria in love

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works
"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."
by Maddy King January 5, 2008
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Musky Maria

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
by Don Everest April 6, 2005
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maria

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maria is the big gay
by maria is the big gay July 31, 2018
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maria

1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children.

2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.
Person 1. "A maria ate my baby"
Person 2. "I'd tap that maria"
by boozepooze October 16, 2009
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Maria

You’ve gotta see her.
Maria, you’ve gotta see her, go insane and out of your mind.
by the girl to see August 17, 2019
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Villa Maria Girls

villa means cock in Cypriot (greek dialect). no wonder the villa girls are known as "villa gorillas"
by notre dame is just better March 19, 2005
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Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone

I got the dis from Rach last nite, sweet ass maria sally muzzone!!!!
by Avi February 28, 2003
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