boozepooze's definitions

maria

1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children.

2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.

Person 1. "A maria ate my baby"
Person 2. "I'd tap that maria"

by boozepooze October 16, 2009