Double Reverse Washing Machine

This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.

David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds

Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask

by Big Daddy Forehead November 28, 2018

Machine Shop

1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.

2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.

1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part

2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop

Metalhead 2: Sweet.

by Scruffy1 April 22, 2006

banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Dojiin Machine

Pronounced dO-Jean and of course you know machine.

Japanese girls who only date black guys. Normally wearing all brand name clothing, underdressed for the weather and situation, and too much make up.

"I think she's hot, man."

"Yeah, you got no chance. She's a dojiin machine."

by Anguijm December 3, 2006

Bitch Machine

The machine used to make Barbies

My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.

by Muhruhmbah Bear October 21, 2008

Beast machine

Noun: A term coined by online gamers meaning someone who is (or thinks they are) very good at what they are doing. Usually used in a sarcastic way to name someone who is terrible at what they are doing.

Wow, that guy with zero kills is a fucking beast machine.

by TekJanson July 1, 2009

Virtual Machine

Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.

Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SkeletonGuy November 15, 2018