Misery Index

The best fuckin' metal band on the planet.

If you want to listen to good music, pick up a Misery Index album.

by DeadByDawn October 5, 2004

Miseria en Barrio Fino

Miseria en Barrio Fino (previously called Terror en Carabayllo, Paraiso en Miraflores or Coito Club is one of the main racist, Nazi, music-loving, progressive and right-wing servers of Discord, with more than 20,000 members. It is also a term used in the town of Carayballo, district of Lima, Peru to identify a marginalized and outcast youth group formed since 2019 by DC "

"Hey, do u know about Miseria en Barrio Fino?"
"Yes but, they kicked me because im woman"

"Are you from Miseria en Barrio Fino, really? Because your girlfriend talk yesterday on VC"
"Yes, but she is not my gf, actually, she is not she..."

by Woca April 25, 2021

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.

We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.

There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.

Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"

-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.

by H loves C February 3, 2010

porca miseria

Italian for miserable pig. I just like how it sounds, especially when you put crazy stress on the POR and SER syllables. (PORca miSERia).

Its fun to use while driving, because most people wont know what youre saying. Beware of mafia.

by Bleach November 28, 2004

Misery Bitch

pathetic, to always be whining or complaining because nothing is going your way, to stay at home and mope over things not going your way.

'Just because she won't leave her boyfriend for him, he's being a total misery bitch and won't come party with us anymore.'

by Jocedub October 30, 2008

Moderate Bait and Switch

When a candidate for political office, runs a political campaign portraying themselves to the public as being political moderate then where the candidate actually stands on various political issues in an effort to broaden their appeal to a larger group of voters.

Upon winning the political office the candidate ran for, the new elected Politician then reveals themselves to the public to be a partisan hardliner who instead of working with both parties, toes the political party line that they are affiliated with. Often pushing for policies that the party they affiliated with wants regardless of what they pledged on the campaign trail.

Despite portraying himself as not being a partisan hardliner during the General Election campaign, Senator Smith pulled a Moderate Bait and Switch on the voters of the state that elected him and proceeded to vote in favor of policies he said he would not support on the campaign trail

by Libertatis September 18, 2016

Modern Warfare 2

The biggest piece of shit disappointment to ever have been released since Halo 3. Story completely ignores the laws of physics, and once you get over seeing Soap's face for the first time, your cock goes limp as he parkour jumps his way to a whole Russian base to destroy them all afterwards making a jump 1 mile long on a snowmobile.
Even moreso, the multiplayer is the biggest turd of the sandwich, made up of huge faggot 8 year olds yelling racial slurs because mommy and daddy aren't home, and the sounds of Aussies cutting themselves because they haven't joined suit with the rest of their nation in destroying their fucking games due to the immense, "Ameri-lag."
Infinity Ward tricked many people into buying this satan spawn, so mission accomplished, good job.

Longcat: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2? Don't you mean Camp of Shit: Model 1887 2?
Tacgnol: BARACK OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Codename Exia January 2, 2010