to Morgan

Opportunistic buying of something at a very ridiculous price, almost bordering on being exploitative

origin: JP Morgan's purchase of Bear Stern at $2/share

1. Bloody, I lost my purse and all my cash and credit cards along with it. The shop keeper morganed my expensive watch.

2. The company I was working for was Bear Sterned. I lost my job and had to morgan my house

by jhollain March 22, 2008

Jake Morgan

Someone who is part human, part giraffe, and likes blue haired girls.

Your neck is so long! Your such a Jake Morgan!

by bluehairgirl1212 October 31, 2017

Fort Morgan

A town in northeast colorado which welcomes diversity. The top employers here are a beef factory and a sugar beat factory which unfortunately create a very noticeable odor and possibly hazardous air polution. However, without them the town would cease to exist

Fort morgan is that smelly town in morgan county.

by Kelseybutterflyisaracistcunt November 9, 2017

Mt. Moreass

Mt. Morris, both a city and township in Genesee County, MI. The population is mostly, but not all, young families that are in the $35,000 or under bracket. It is north of Flint but south of Clio and Saginaw. Not as economically depressed (or depressing) as Flint. But it is Mt. Moreass.

Welcome to Mt. Moreass, the pickle in the sandwhich that is Genesee county.

by Wookiestick1 June 5, 2010

Morgan Cisneros

A sincere guy who is there for you at all times. He is fun to be around and makes most situations more fun. He's a mama's boy at heart. He is 7% African, meaning he has a large penis to please the ladies with. All black loving white girls melt for him. Nicknames include Donkey Dick, Donkey D, Morgasm, Mogannnn, and Shormgisborg.

Donkey Dick

One Guy: Dude why is that girl all over you?

Other Guy: Because my dick is equivalent to Morgan Cisneros'.

by gato65 October 3, 2011

Captain Morgans' Revenge

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.

1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

by Johannarin October 23, 2011

Morgan City, Louisiana

A beautiful, awesometastic place where the people are kind, careing and giving! The food is yummy! The culture is true! A wonderful place to be!

The home of the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival!

I can't wait for Labor Day! We gonna party it up at the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival drinkin some Hurricanes in "Morgan City, Louisiana"!

by Happy Person! September 9, 2009