by Astaris October 28, 2021
Get the Hoe Mommamug. For genetically sequencing someone's DNA to not experience any biological mutation inhibited cellular response or any inversive reaction to non-visual radiation spectrum body proximity nuclear fallout generated by a device decaying that has a resemblance to snowflakes occurring in weather patterns. o o
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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.
Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022
Get the On MOMmasmug. (noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
Get the momma rocketmug. by epicman126 December 3, 2019
Get the birthday mommamug. “Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
Get the National Ur Momma Joke Daymug. by SleepySanti August 19, 2022
Get the yo mommamug. 