mooknut

Pretty much just a scram-a-jangle if a yankebee met a fandangler and they.. you know.. exchanged gooblesnatches. Said individual also probably has a serious dongulator 5000 deficiency and should be handled with caution.

Vinnie: Hey, did you hear? Josh just started working at Disney World as a real-life mickey mouse.

Caleb: Wow.. What a mooknut.

Caleb: Dude check this out, Josh just posted a picture of himself wearing ONLY a sock puppet and pinwheel hat!
Vinnie: And this surprises you?
Elias: Seriously though... Josh is such a mooknut.

by Papa Banger Slanger May 18, 2017

Mook

A degrading word used to describe a very annoying male; usually used for calling people out.

"That's Carlos, he's a mook"

by fripmimo July 21, 2017

mooky eggs

Describes a person who is extremely gay.

Grant just said he would suck kobe? He's MOOKY EGGS

by iso dex September 19, 2017

Mook

A bong pack filled with half tobacco and half weed. You then must cash it on the first hit and you have a mook.

Did you see the size of the mook that guy took?

by Stoble October 31, 2017

Mook

NYSDOCCS In the Prison system of NY state. Mook means: homosexual,inferior and or punk

Hand your bread over mook,

this place is not big enough for the both of us mook,
I ain't fucking with you mooks,

by NYUpstate DOCCS November 13, 2017

Mook

When one excretes an unfathomable amount of fecal matter or if the Mook as a whole smells equivalent to The

Great Depression or Rosa Parks bus seat, typically very warm in temperature to the point that your anal cavity feels like a small furnace. Mooks can cause you to think you are a Human Keurig. Often refereed to as a Mookie Betts or having a Mookie Betts.

Dan: Kyle, Are you hungover?
Kyle: Yea man i've taken like 3 beer Mooks already this morning from all those Genesee Cream Ales i had.
Zach: What the fuck is that smell ?
Kyle: The Mook man.

by KGDaddy January 31, 2018

Mooked

Mooked; when you have a heady from a vape and you are high at the same time.

Spencer: That J was great let me hit that vape too

Tyler: You’re gonna be so mooked man

by sup696969696969696969 February 8, 2018