Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”

“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2

by goonercore March 14, 2025

Michigan Nacho Bar

When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass

Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar

Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest

by Dan Flashes January 24, 2024

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.

Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024

Michigan throbber

When a woman in Michigan bends over to get it doggy style and you jam it in her ass so hard and use the quote "when it's in its in" !

When I fucked this black chick last night I used the Michigan throbber technique!

by Gunemdowngonzalez March 25, 2024

Algonac Michigan

Algonac a shitty ass town full of pussy who's lives consist of fighting and smoking dope and the amount of nic feins is unreal people with suck you off for one nic rip and the kids such as that retard jordan Smith and shane soring all around the whole damn down is boof ass bitches and retarted ass people

Jon.Yo wanna go to algonac
Peter.Nah that faggot jordan Smith lives there

Jon.Your right he might try to fuck us
Peter.hes a major fag
Jon.im never going to Algonac michigan

by Stfufag26252 February 29, 2024