Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.

Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.

by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020

tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013

pimpin' the midget

I'm running a little behind.

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.

by HumorU2 February 27, 2015

Day time midget

A midget that refuses to come out during the day.

Hey are you going to visit James today?
Can't, he's a day time midget.

by Illicistmiss April 19, 2018

Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

Angry Arabic midget

A very angry short arabic midget that yells hurtful words

Bro I hate you, you’re an angry arabic midget.

by Thatgirlsaminer March 21, 2023

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018