St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala

A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you

Hey do you go to St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala?

yeah….

I hate you, petty hoe.

by iwannadie6999 December 16, 2021

French Letter

what hot girls call Les Condom

whispered "do you have a french letter?"

by tomkoz February 8, 2004

lutterworth

small leicestershire town where Frank Whittle pioneered jet propulsion...

...sadly, none of this genius is apparent today. It is sheer luck that this town has a police station as there is a horrific drug problem, leading to other crimes also. The drug problem can be located particuarly in the local park and round back of netto where employees often take time off to smoke a little moroccan hashish.

#1: you ever been lutterworth?
#2: yeah got drugged to my eyeballs there once, then ended up robbing netto.
#1: Really!?!
#2: yeah kicked lynda in the face.

by Frank Whittle.......ghost. January 26, 2007

the scarlet letter

A boring book most highschoolers are forced to read. Written in the 1700's, and is completely irrelevant now.

For a book that's basically about fucking, this thing sucks! The scarlet letter sucks.

by mrcaptaiman October 25, 2006

David Letterman

an inferior talk show host... he sucks so much that he belongs in the level of carson daly...

guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die

by tekken_5 April 16, 2006

four-letter word

A set of words written with four letters that are considered obscene or vulgar unless written on the internet.

four-letter words in Real Life:
Kid - "shit..."
Dad - "What the Fuck did you say?"
On the Net:
Kid - "omg slut. damn what a fucking shit cunt"
Dad - "qft"

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

letterbox

a place to put mail in :D

by booka_430 April 1, 2003