Jaquavious: Verily, good sir, the taste of this fair lotussy doth transport one to realms of celestial delight, its sweetness and subtle tartness a harmonious symphony upon the tongue. Never hath there been a morsel so exquisite, so divine, as this wondrous lotussy.
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Get the lotussy mug.Jaquavious: Verily, good sir, the taste of this fair lotussy doth transport one to realms of celestial delight, its sweetness and subtle tartness a harmonious symphony upon the tongue. Never hath there been a morsel so exquisite, so divine, as this wondrous lotussy.
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Get the lotussy mug.Lotus is a tiny rock band from Sheffield, England. (2024 - 2024)
They only ever made 2 albums and never released them to the public.
The only two albums are named "Raw" and "DEAD ROSE".
The songs on Raw are (in this order): BRIK WARL, Purple Paint, Leg, Stoner, Never a Girl, Bruused, Blake
The songs on DEAD ROSE are (in this order): School, BedHed, Stick, DEAR DEER, Isolation
They only ever made 2 albums and never released them to the public.
The only two albums are named "Raw" and "DEAD ROSE".
The songs on Raw are (in this order): BRIK WARL, Purple Paint, Leg, Stoner, Never a Girl, Bruused, Blake
The songs on DEAD ROSE are (in this order): School, BedHed, Stick, DEAR DEER, Isolation
"Hey, Dude did you listen to any Lotus?"
"No because that band only lasted a few days and didn't publicly release anything."
"No because that band only lasted a few days and didn't publicly release anything."
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Get the Lotus mug.A metaphorical and spiritual term for the vagina, referencing both its beauty and the journey it represents in intimacy.
"The night ended with him discovering every inch of her Lotus Passage, and it was a journey worth taking."
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Dude #1: She was cool and all, but one boob was smaller than the other."
Dude #2: "Man, that's lopsidation, at it's finest."
Example Two-
Lady #1 "He was great in bed, but he definitely has lopsidation; one hung waaaay lower than the other."
Lady #2 "Oof."
Dude #1: She was cool and all, but one boob was smaller than the other."
Dude #2: "Man, that's lopsidation, at it's finest."
Example Two-
Lady #1 "He was great in bed, but he definitely has lopsidation; one hung waaaay lower than the other."
Lady #2 "Oof."
by pooterfartell December 10, 2024
Get the Lopsidation mug.The only choice you get in some situations, and you just comply with it as you're too cowardly to stand up for your needs. Named after Anthony LaPusso, the entitled, privileged son-brat of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso. He has been raised with plenty of video games around him. His dad, Daniel, wrote him blank checks every time and gave him a Miyagi-do Karate Gi even though he didn't want to "wax on" and "wax off." His mom, Amanda, and sis, Samantha, drive him everywhere. Anthony doesn't really need to take adult responsibilities as his family would always be looking out for him.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
Carjacker: "Give me all your money. kid. And the car!"
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
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