Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point
by menofthesoilandthesheafandcroo November 12, 2021
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 06, 2022
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
by Ampy2 May 22, 2020
'Lone dogg, he is on his own!'
'Look at lone dogg listening to his cd player'
'dont get armsouse with me ya pussyole, i will bang you out 1 hit groundfloor then you will be proper lone dogg, sure if you wont
'Look at lone dogg listening to his cd player'
'dont get armsouse with me ya pussyole, i will bang you out 1 hit groundfloor then you will be proper lone dogg, sure if you wont
by big69g January 18, 2008
by Man's Not dead December 22, 2017
You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
You are doing that to them deliberately. It isn't their parents rasing them a certain way you are DELIBERATELY OSTRACIZING AND SABOTAGING (AND LIKELY ROBBING) MEN WHO WON'T BE IN YOU CAMP. You are DEFLECTING TO PARENTING BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR INCEST CULT IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS AND IT IS NOT.
Hym "YOU'RE DOING THAT DELIBERATELY. YOU'RE MANUFACTURING THE BROKE, LONELY, ISOLATED MEN DELIBERATELY. AND THEN PIECE OF SHIT YOUTUBERS BLOVIATE ABOUT IT LIKE IT'S A MYSTERY. YOU'RE TAKING MY SHIT. YOU REFUSING TO ASSOCIATE WITH ME. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE 'LONELY, BROKE, MEN' THEY ARE BROKE BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM TO BE BROKE. BECAUSE IF I'M NOT BROKE I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN YOU USES PATHETIC GOMERS WHO DESERVE NO RESPECT. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE BROKE. WHY ARE THEY ISOLATED? BECAUSE ONLY 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN PUBLIC. FAGGOT ASS MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIM. FAGGOT ASS OTHER MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS IN AN INCEST CULT. YOU'RE BOTH TRASH. YOU BOTH DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR KIDS MURDERED. THE ONLY SOLUTION... IS FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF GAYVE. YOU, YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE. AND ANYONE WHO EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLES YOU NEEDS TO DO THE SAME!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024