lobster

A dual 'Shocker'. Good for threesomes (2 girls one guy) or for streching a girl's anus and/or vagina.

"CHOPPA CHOPPA! I busted out the lobster on those two girls last night!"

by Beniworld September 17, 2008

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

by ohso-special June 1, 2007

Lobsterized

To be sun burnt or turned red by the sun.

Shit man... i got totally "Lobsterized" at the beach today.

by Holden67 October 24, 2007

Lobster Nipple

When a male or female pinches their partners nipples during sex. And it becomes so red it looks like a lobster claw.

It looks like you gave them the lobster nipple

by jackhammer1222 June 27, 2010

lobsta

It's the opposite of krab, and means ultra uncool.

Oh you lobsta retard!!

by Llama Jagua Kitchenette September 25, 2010

Lobster Skirt

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.

"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"

by Tacquito Bangkok Fairwood May 27, 2013