Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.

People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Lincoln

Smallest pp in the game, next to Carlos of course, but a greek mythology god.

Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology?
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.

by Lincoln Abraumets November 26, 2019

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.

John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!

by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024

lincoln

a name for a fool who can easily be tricked

Lincoln is so foolish

by GoldenSword January 25, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022

Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.

“Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School

by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021