Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

lincoln center

A homosexual program run by a bunch of fools who think that it is doing good for the kids who are in it.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that Guy 3 goes to Lincoln Center, it sounds good I think I'll join.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.

by NeonTheCoder January 13, 2014

lincoln bunker

a studly man whore, who thinks he can get all the girls & plays there hearts. but he is very good looking and all the girls fall for him and his games.

Lincoln bunker goes to lehi jr.

by S Conlee November 23, 2013

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

Lincoln

Lincoln’s are guy with huge penises. They are amazing in bed they will eat you like pizza. They like hot girls that are thic.

Girl 1: Holy shit that is a Lincoln
Girl 2: He definitely has a HUGE penis

by Kenna Soulek July 5, 2019

Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.

Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.

by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019

lincoln

honestly, lincoln is the best. idk what else to say cuz he’s just that epic. -if ur lincoln this is the one and only weezie here

person one : omg look! it’s lincoln he’s so epic
person two:omg ikr he’s the best

by usucc November 16, 2019