life

Something that human beings posses... when they’re not dead.

Life is meaningless and death is inevitable. Love is a lie and the universe is a hologram.

by Jonamemed April 13, 2018

life

life is a no

today, life

by adam reussel January 15, 2018

That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

life

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PERSON 1: ayo how is life?
PERSON 2: MEANINGLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by big man hi February 3, 2021

life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017

No Life

Myself

Person 1 : Look that guy has no life
Person 2: Don't be to hard on yourself

by smolchildwhohasinternet June 5, 2022

life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016