jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
by MaxPowerCOO October 04, 2013
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cyber-locked

cyber-locked (similar to land-locked) is when you are stuck with a particular device or platform that limits your ability to perform tasks. For example there are many features of Ebay that cannot be accessed on an iPad, but are available on a PC.
For example there are many features of Ebay that cannot be accessed on an iPad, but are available on a PC. (Attaching photos to messages etc) - a person in this position could describe themselves as cyber-locked.
by vinylshrine November 10, 2013
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Lock Knight

Lock Knight is a admin that locks the majority of Threads on forums that go out of control.
person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!

person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.
by DarkSlayer54 September 03, 2009
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Keep it locked

Iconic tagline for community radio station RTRFM 92.1, frequently used by presenters during talk breaks. It encourages listeners to not touch the radio dial or turn off the audio stream when 'locked' on RTRFM.
Keep it locked to RTRFM 92.1, the Sound Alternative.
by artie77 May 19, 2022
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Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.
Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.
by Thenormandy January 06, 2022
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Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'
Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
by IHatePoorna April 05, 2011
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