load of coal

An automobile filled to capacity with afro-americans.

Let's ram that load of coal off the cliff!

by granite April 18, 2003

Loar

A term coined by Ronald "Dinamitedylan" Donald in late March/early April of 2011, "loar" is a word used to call out someone who is believed to be lying or deceiving. It quickly became very well-known and popular, to the point where many people use "loar" outside of the internet. Much to Dinamitedylan's disgust, in mid-May of 2011, YouTube user "Steelrobot" attempted to take credit for the origin of "loar", and, to this day, still argues that he came up with it. Thankfully, only a handful of people actually believe Steelrobot, and everyone else frequently calls him out for being the plagiarist that he is. As of now, "loar" continues to increase in popularity, and will most likely only become bigger as time goes on.

"Hey, I can solve a Rubiks cube in less than ten seconds"

"LOAR!!"

by Lifeofinconsistency October 18, 2011

ghost load

When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.

I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!

by Yung Keezy February 6, 2008

b load

To take a fat bong rip....

Damn B rad that was a huge b load.

by ruthless racing July 23, 2007

down load

(1) People from the Baby Boom Generation through Generation X mistakenly referring to the act of retrieving files off the intertubes.

(2) Slang for pooping

Grandson: Grandma, the photos are on flickr for you.
Grandma: Do I down load on my computer (1)?
Grandson: No grandma, that would break it. You down load the toilet (2), and download on your computer.

by Charles Scott xavier February 11, 2010

shit load

More than six and less than 29, of any object.

I see a shit load of deer by the woods!

You've got a shit load of marbles in your hand.

by Happyhigh September 25, 2008

shot my load

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.

I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.

by Rossyboi May 27, 2008