Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

lincoln center

A homosexual program run by a bunch of fools who think that it is doing good for the kids who are in it.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that Guy 3 goes to Lincoln Center, it sounds good I think I'll join.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.

by NeonTheCoder January 13, 2014

lincoln bunker

a studly man whore, who thinks he can get all the girls & plays there hearts. but he is very good looking and all the girls fall for him and his games.

Lincoln bunker goes to lehi jr.

by S Conlee November 23, 2013

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

lincoln

a Bitch who makes you go to prom and getsmad when you go but not the way he wanted to

lincoln forced me to go to the dance

by mateobrotato December 7, 2018

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018