mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022

Skin Knees

A British cunt bucket who skinned is knees in kickball like a fucking retard.

Skin knees is overweight.

by Skin knees April 11, 2022

Bopper knees

Bopper knees are the bruised knees of a bitch that sucks on cock for money or anything of value. Bopper knees do not discriminate. They can be on a hoe suckin dick to get on a private jet, or they can be on a skeezer suckin dick for a bag of used DVD movies.

Dam that hoe needs some knee pads for all the dick she sucks or she’s gonna get bopper knees...

by BigBen594 December 9, 2020

pizza knees

When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.

Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.

"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"

by Delicious penguins February 1, 2021

Knee remover

someone who describe to simply, ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴋɴᴇᴇꜱ. you can call the local knee removing service to call one up and remove their knees. this can be described by Knee removing .

Person: hey jerry, I sure do hate that guy. can you call up the knee remover up for me?

Jerry: this is an orphanage.

by The Knee Remover March 7, 2021

broke knees

When broken ankles isn't enough

he broke knees with that play

by arms weak April 4, 2021