kappa

A japanese water monster that sucks your liver out of your anus. His second favourite food is children, behind only to cucumbers.

Ah crap better check on the children on the lake, a kappa might be there.

by darryl1204032 October 6, 2008

Kapila

Fastest tracker updater!!

"Hey you re working like a Kapila"

by Jill17 July 4, 2009

kapowie

The suprise, forceful insertion of fingers into a womans ass during cunnilingus.

Girl: uh uh uh
guy: Kapowie!!!
Girl: Ahhh what the fuck?!

Girl 1: This guy kapowied me last night.
Girl 2: I hate when that happens. Asshole

by senorboombox December 12, 2014

Kaplan

A person who blames the enemy champion being overpowered after losing, no matter who the champion is. However, if he plays that champion he will go on about how weak they are.

Wow, Alistar is such a broken champion! No wonder I am losing!
Bro, you are such a Kaplan!

by universeRuler6969 April 9, 2021

Kaploodle

A baby explosion. Or an exploding baby.

"Oh my god, what is that? WHEEE! KAPLOOODLE!"

by Mosey July 21, 2004

Kapangoface

1. Anyone whose very existance should be held in question and or denied.

2. 12 drunken monkeys with a typewriter acting like a real person trying to do work in an office who in all reality should be shot in the ass

He is a Kapangoface, what an ass!

by Navy25486 May 7, 2007

kapooch

cuddle, snuggle, to get close too.

I want to kapooch all night

by queenhovey June 6, 2010