Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

by Dengo August 6, 2015

Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.

"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."

by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

jizz station

That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation

Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.

by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017