Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.
by KalindaKitty November 24, 2019
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Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
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Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Bald Jimmy mug.Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Get the Jimmy Shimmy mug.When a hit tv show makes a strange decision to kill off one of its more popular characters that antagonizes a large part of their audience and leads to declining viewership and eventual cancellation of the show.
1. What the hell were the producers thinking? In the second season of a show you are supposed to grow the beard not Kill Jimmy.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
by hello_my_name_is_termite December 30, 2011
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