Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010

Jewish Pizza

When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink

My uncle brought me a Jewish pizza for Christmas...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

jewish jockstrap

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

by Stop being a nazi October 28, 2015

Jewish Vengeance Pizza

A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!

by BetterthanJew December 3, 2007

jewishdicial

Corrupt judicial system.

"I don't have very much faith in our jewishdicial system".

by jewica May 26, 2008

Jewish shower

A shower you take only once

Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'

by Highaf2007 September 1, 2018

jewish thumb

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!

Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!

by super jew thumb March 19, 2011