Is it Jesus

Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.

Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?

by Jesus is here February 9, 2009

jesus

The basketballer who takes all the game winning shots.

Ray Allen goes for the 3 and he got it. He has done that so many times, he is Jesus.

by anony23 April 30, 2009

jesus

toyhos

toyhos is jesus

by cyassiiherselflol October 1, 2021

jesus

only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)

Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!

by HereComesDatSlav January 6, 2022

jesus

A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events

jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*

by Samuraigamer June 26, 2015

be-jesus

another term for a woman's vagina

Laura's shaven be-jesus

by AsHoK February 9, 2004

JESUS

1. a hobo who got raped by gay hobos who also was kindly given roses to put on his stupid head. 2.a fagot who got nailed onto a dildo cross by the K.K.K

man 1-look at that poor man on the cross.
man 2-wait is that a dildo.
man 1-holy shit it is a dildo
man 2-what a jesus.

by TRENTON BIG NOSE January 1, 2009