Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.

You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!

by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015

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Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

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Jewish Fucking Guy

"Jewish Fucking Guy" also known as "Burn All Jews" is a term that was used by the infamous Adolf Hitler in the early 1940's when he held innocent Jewish people in concentration camps.

Jewish fucking guy.

by JoeBlowMoe March 7, 2017

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