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Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
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the jason

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.
have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
by qu October 9, 2005
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jamón

Someone incredibley cute, usually said as as "a little ham", doesn't even have to try, they're just an all around cutie

Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute
WC: hey did you see Pablo?

MC: omg yeah he's such a jamón
by Wcpa78 September 19, 2016
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jason porn

When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up
As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her
by TheDarkSideOfThePoon January 24, 2017
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Jason

Jason's are complicated people, they may confuse you but really when you get to know them they aren't hard to figure out. Jaosn will care about you no matter what, he's the type of guy to listen and understand your problems, he's a guy so he's not so great with the whole period thing but he will help you any way he can. Jason's are kind, smart, Loving, and strong guys they have wonderful personalitys and a heart of gold. They can be princesses sometimes especially when they don't look good, you will be the first one to hear about it. I know a Jason, he doesn't fail to put a smile on my face, he makes me happy and even though he's not always on his phone he tries to talk to me whenever he has the chance, he's never made me sad on purpose. Jaosn's are the perfect boyfriends, they don't care about looks which is a breathe of fresh air. Jaosn's are good kissers but they're not cocky about it. They don't try hard to get girls they just do because Jaosn's are polite, hot, and charming guys. You will never find a better guy so when you get your hands on a Jaosn, I suggest you never let him go, you will regret it the moment you do.
I met this really sweet guy, Jason and I don't think I have ever felt this way about a guy before, he gives me a feeling like no one else can.
by To Jay July 13, 2017
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jason markiewicz

Is a great boy who has a big penis and usually gets all the girls
Stop being Jason Markiewicz dude
by John dude get off my pizza mar November 30, 2017
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jason wu

by jason is gayson March 17, 2018
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