Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Bacon bonce

Nonce chomo pedo

Your a bacon mate, "what" bacon bonce nonce

by Dicky Hicky September 23, 2022

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

by mhibma November 22, 2005

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.

Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.

by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010

Jr. Bacon

An individual in police training, or one who aspires to become a cop. Also can be used to describe people who are total downers and want to sabatoge fun and illegal activities.

Eric is a total Jr. Bacon and called the cops on our party.

by Sparklegirl May 8, 2008