Isaac Harris

A short man with too much to say, not necessarily what people will listen to either. He likes to cut people off when he doesn't agree, but at the same time he's so dominant that the ladies don't seem to care. If you happen upon an Isaac Harris in his natural environment, you will find someone who likes to give hugs, although sometimes awkward; who likes to fill your ears with intellectual ideas, although not always intellectually proved; and who will always tell you the latest conspiracy theories from sketchy media.

Hey, my name is Isaac Harris. The other day I happened upon an article talking about how corrupt the government is! I think they're harboring alien technology in Area 51, 56, and 57. I have an article here that proves Area 57 exists.

Wait, what's your name again?

That doesn't matter, right now we're in danger from our own GOVERNMENT!!!!!

by Jahoo January 5, 2013

Isaac

He is a dumbass fuckboy

Isaac is a duck

by Kk_[____any March 9, 2017

Isaac

An idiot that never does anything and retardly and repeatedly screws everything up like the idiot that he is

Kill that damn isaac

by FTFUYGDSAFB May 27, 2017

Isaac

Someone who is very autistic an likes to fuck his psycho ex

That isaac is a right autistic spacka

by Badderz January 25, 2020

Isaac

A cunt. True scum.

That kid is such an Isaac.

by Urbane Urbanite May 11, 2016

isaac

The gorgeous guy that you love but dumps you for an Aplin. Isn't life sad?

"OMG he dumped me!"
"That total isaac. Did you slap him?"

by Youresodeadisaacbutistilluvu June 11, 2009

Isaac

A rare term describing a person who has BEEN A LIL' FUXBOI.

"God that dude is such a Isaac"

by TheMagicianEx March 5, 2017