Hamse

Hamse the smart and cool guy in every classic

You are soo hamse

by Hujh November 12, 2017

Hummel tight

adjective /hʌməl tīt/

Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible

“Julio, give me a minute and possibly a blow torch, some asshole made this Hummel tight”

by Nick Ollatta April 20, 2018

hummelsheim

THATA JESUS UNDERCOVER !

Oh lord please send hummelsheim to me

by TheRealHolyGod January 18, 2018

humbere

A powerful fairy.

Humbere is a nice fairy and she can get into your head.

by Lullie May 15, 2018

Humberfloob

A notoriously greedy neat freak. Need I say more?

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018

hemse

Hemse is a guy with extremely good banter, he loves beer, and fucks like a pornstar

“wow hes fucking funny” “yeah that guy is a hemse”

by Hemsefader January 25, 2019

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019