Houston Hockey Game

(One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.

The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).

Houston Hockey Game by stopaskingmeformyname March 5, 2011

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Field hockey

Field hockey is actually a very hard sport. Many people believe field hockey is a girl sport but it actually isn't. Boys play field hockey too. Many people believe field hockey is a easier version than ice hockey but it isn't. Really there is no penalty for hitting people with a hard wooden stick. Playing the sport is hard to because you can't use both sides of the stick unlike regular hockey. Many people believe that field hockey is a lesbian sport when it isn't. It is mainly a sport about a bunch of people who are able to run and hit a ball really hard. When people say field hockey is a sport for people who can't play real hockey is ridiculous. Especially since in ice hockey you use a puck instead of a hard plastic ball. I know you are thinking please it is a plastic ball. Well it doesn't even bounce even a lacrosse ball bounces. In conclusion field hockey is a tough sport

Person 1 did you see the girls field hockey game.

Person 2 no why

Person 1 she broke her hand and tried to continue playing.

Person 2 wow

Field hockey by Question kid August 13, 2018

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high school hockey face

1. Unique facial expression with origins in the team photos of those who played hockey in high school. Most notably, the high school hockey face entails mildly crossed eyes (at least one eye), a slightly cocked head, the chin jutting outward, an lips curled over.
2. The look given by a girl from Minnesota while in bed early in the morning after learning she will not be given a ride home and told to call a cab.

1. Examples can be found in high school year books from the upper midwest dating 1960's - present.
2. See opening sequence of the movie Happy Gilmore.
3. Guy A: Man there's a lot of dorks at the mall today.
Guy B: I know, dude, check out the guy in the food court with the high school hockey face.
Guy A: Did he just try to walk through a window?
3. Geez, she was pissed. I was way too hung over to drive her home but when I told her to grab a cab she just glared at me. Reminded me of a guy I got in a fight with back in Minnestoa during my senior year hockey season.

high school hockey face by E aka Rooster December 20, 2008