Heaven

A place where everything goes your way and only you know not what the religion tells you.

I got the car I wanted and Julie the girl of my dreams accepted my engagement ring and plus I got the job I applied for Damn I feel like I'm in heaven

by realist213 June 8, 2016

Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"

Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god

by Jingle823 November 30, 2020

heaven

a place where when you are good, go to when you pass away on earth, typically thought that it is on heaven but humanity has never seen it and came back to earth

this is not a definition of a name unlike those most asses who defines heaven here, this is the meaning of the next place you go when you die

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 25, 2021

heaven

a state of being eternally in the presence of God after death.

"the everlasting happiness with God that we call heaven"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Slice of heaven

Shout out to teaisha nayden jewel Justin talen for being a slice of heaven

The joyful slice of heaven

by I y_wolf66 December 13, 2018

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

heaven

a place where you don't have too do school aka a prison mixed with hell that gives you crap aka homework. heaven is where you can play all the minecraft and fortnite you want. nobody shoud have to go to school btw because its prison hell and misery! you barely get food/water you cant play minecraft you cant even talk its absoulte HELL! please dont go to school.

i went to heaven last week! dang i was stuck at school more common to say prison or hell but i wish i went with you. :(

by the meme that eats poop September 24, 2020