hartington nebraska

filled with hicks and donkies

person: wanna go to hartington nebraska?
Everyone else: no it’s filled w hicks and donkies

by blablabla2314 November 24, 2021

Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.

Don't be such a Ash Hastings.

by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.

In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

I done been having had the strap

"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap

"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"

by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022

It’s heating up

Often used in California as a warning to Beware dildos are failing from the sky

Ahy man it’s heating up outside

by Abilzzle August 1, 2022