Happily Ever Fapter

The feeling you get after fapping to your favorite fetish.

Man, I just wanked to Asian porn. I feel happily ever fapter.

by Homonopoly champ July 29, 2011

Happily

One of the most underrated One Direction songs of all time.

I know you wanna leave so come on baby be with me so happily

by bananas.dinosaurs.oioi.potato May 12, 2021

happily married

what time skip sashannarcy have

did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them

by losersofmine June 4, 2022

After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

by eskimo kiss January 15, 2013

New Hampshire

Yeah NH's pretty... pretty dull, pretty boring, pretty depressing, pretty cold, pretty much not worth living in.

New Hampshire is boring boring boring boring and depressing.

by SeaninNH January 22, 2007

new hampshire

A great state to have a "summer place". New Hampshire is a haven for the wealthy to hide from tax obligations. In order to live in NH and have children who speak in a polysyllabic fashion you have to live in a moneyed town or send them to a private school. New Hamphire educational funding has nothing to do with equity of opportunity (research the Claremont debacle). If you are white, rich, and don't give a damn about the "lower class" (those who clear less than $100,000 a year)then welcome aboard! If you don't qualify for the "club" please don't put yourself or your children through the humiliation of trying to scratch out a living here.

"I truly enjoy New Hampshire, don't you Lovey? However, I believe that I saw someone whose skin is darker than a brown paper bag in our gated community. Have the help call in the state police and the National Guard."

by twinstates September 17, 2006

Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys

An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.

*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.

by Regular person#4643461 September 20, 2020