Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010

Bloody Handlebars

When a guy gets a bloody nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bloody mustach in the form of a handlebar

Guy, "Dang it, i just got a bloody nose!"
Girl, "Eww there is blood on my lip!"
Guy, "hahaha you i gave you bloody handlebars."

by AJMoney44 February 19, 2011

drift handle

The parking brake; usually pulled to drift but occasionally to secure the vehicle when parked.

"I pulled the drift handle and did some donuts in front of the cops!"

by SBCar March 13, 2018

Mop Handler

Often the guy last to leave the classroom and tends to have a close relation to the janitor ;) doesnt do the best in class but still a reliable guy in doing work

Damn dude greg is quite the mop handler, its already 5pm why is he still here

by A Random Bohemian October 15, 2018

Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

rusty door handle

The act of sticking one's hand into the girls anus and then

Procceding to open her vagina like a door handle.

At first she wasn't willing to do a rusty door handle but soon she came to liking it more than anything!

by ArgibaldIII January 17, 2014