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Hamptonese

The "inside" words and phrases used by those who live in the Hamptons
I tried to understand what the millionaires were saying to one another but they were speaking in Hamptonese.
by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012
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Hamptarded

An adjective describing an individual who, through history of actions, words, and/or negligence, has become known for treating others with disrespect and showing blatant disregard for their well-being despite being aware of the consequences of their actions.

The individual excuses this behavior in themselves citing privilege, status, or a sense of entitlement as eschewing them from the essential human decency expected and afforded to the average human being.
"Did that dude really just flash his junk at an anti-rape rally?"

"Yeah, he did. I hear his dad is a judge and his mom is some hot-shot lawyer."

"Oooohhhh, so he's Hamptarded."

"Exactly."
by OG Ghett0 October 26, 2012
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hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!
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hampton house

"Fuck your hampton house"- Kanye West
by XxKanye_WestxX November 5, 2013
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hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.
Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.
by Thorp November 18, 2013
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hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.
Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!
by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014
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hamefia

When the majority of a word is made up of long vowels.
partial is not a hamefia
by English is cool December 30, 2014
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