weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

by Woodlawn Feeder February 24, 2009

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 23, 2013

hand batch

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.

My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.

by Picklepark June 23, 2017

hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.

"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"

by QuilliacAcid X_x April 15, 2016

Angel hands

When your hands and cock are super smooth so you can jerk off without lotion

Bro 1: bro i woke up today with angel hands so didn't need even get out my bed to jerk off

Bro 2: bro...nice

by captainsplash May 02, 2019

Nigga hands

A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football

Antonio brown is a NFL player and has nigga hands which help him catch the ball

by Pomps02 July 23, 2019

tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 08, 2010