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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016
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Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017
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Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
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The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021
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Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face
by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022
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that's gratitude for ya

Basically means if you do good for someone that they should be grateful for and they backstab you.
I just bought you a brand new laptop and you try to steal my wallet? That's gratitude for ya.
by Dronenpilot July 23, 2022
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