government

An intrusive body that has recently decided to reach far beyond the boundaries set by itself during its origination; A machine capable of progressing the lives of many people to points of imminent gloom.

The government is best when you never have think of it.

by Hydrogen Elf January 28, 2003

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governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

by The Ugly One December 13, 2003

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government

A disease masquerading as its own cure.

You'd think we'd figure out that the government is simply a disease masquerading as its own cure.

by China Bob April 12, 2006

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government in exile

(n.) When a coup d'etat is staged, the surviving members that stay loyal to the government will hold government in a nuetral country and will work with thier allies to remove the new government and restore thier power.

The government in exile was restored at the liberation of thier country.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004

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Government

Government is a group of fraudsters, petty criminals, murderers, and armaments dealers who legislate to protect the citizens and subjects of a country from fraudsters, petty criminals, and other such misfits.

"dude I been thinking that we may as well ask the mafia to
run this country - they may be less criminal"

"man havent you sussed it yet? the government is the mafia"

by london che February 16, 2006

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