goon life

When someone is a goon 24/7 365 days a year

Adam is all about that goon life

by Coochie99 July 17, 2016

GOON

goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!

You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz

by Flawda guh October 20, 2008

goodney

goodness, as in "goodness gracious"

Goodney, that was amazing!

by Em Gee S Cee May 11, 2009

Goon

Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.

Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt

by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013

Goon to a goblin

A total joke of a person

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

by Terell & his Goons November 18, 2019

Goodness Gracious Packolacious

Goodness Gracious Packolacious is used as a phrase to show extreme shock in a joking manor.

"Goodness Gracious Packolacious! That's so mean!"

by Low self esteem lord January 31, 2023

Goon Cave

a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.

Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.

by real gooner September 19, 2023