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Golf

The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf
by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023
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Golf Bandit

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit
by Icecool108 June 21, 2022
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bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.
Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...
by ppaulina February 19, 2022
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Orange golf balls

20 mills of addy IR
I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
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The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.
I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!
by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025
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Freddie golf

@freddie.golf is so good at golf. Freddie golf
by Freddie golf September 30, 2025
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Golf

An acronym standing for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.
We all know people like golf so much because they like to shove the clubs up their ass at night.
by Publius0987 October 12, 2025
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