county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.

Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"

by grantice November 19, 2021

Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Love Goggles

by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018

Goggle Fogger

When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.

How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.

by Tedyeary September 20, 2021

molly goggles

When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.

fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.

by bkkb September 24, 2017

Clout Goggles

They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.

Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES

Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"

by Imsoimsorbrn August 26, 2017

Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

by beener598 July 13, 2021

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019