{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
by Telephony March 19, 2016
Orgy Goat is a mythical creater that has the ablity to cum 20,000 times per second, and never runs out . His cock is bigger than the United States Ego. Yes it is that massive. When in non fucking the shit out of everything and spewing cum about he is eating the souls of the Irish for they have created him. When he is fully turned on to the massive degree his cock reaches past his own face and makes him tip on his hine legs and when he humps you your body is distroyed there is no turning away. He has only one attack. When he is fully turned on he will spin around spewing cum everywhere, I mean everywhere , on the celing , on the floor , on the couch , on your mom's wedding dress , even on you. So don't turn him on alone, you will regert it . In order to please the orgy goat you must rub his testicals and sacrafice a virgen to his goatyness. If no sacrafice is met he will cum in you and get you pregnant, even if you are a guy.
by Bloodhands March 07, 2016
by erectism December 29, 2007
by -Wayno Triple J All The Way June 27, 2006
by KrazyCosmo August 21, 2006
An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
by KatK November 05, 2007