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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024
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You're gonna need a bigger mansion

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.
As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
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the world is gonna roll you

person 1: "hey, the world is gonna roll you"
person 2: "i mean, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
by cool good epic man June 12, 2025
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You're Gonna Die

A quote from IShowSpeed in 2022 when he rode the snake in Getting Over It
YO YOU'RE GONNA DIE
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
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