A literal god. I have been blessed by the fact that I've been breathing the same air as that extremely beautiful goddess. She can step on me anytime and I will be thankful. Marry my friend who is hopelessly in love with you, ma'am.
my friend: gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby
me: omfg can you stop talking about our one and only saviour, or at least let me talk to her.
my friend: ...gifted abby
by teehee senpai March 9, 2021

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by Yung numsi April 27, 2021

You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.
by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.
by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020

GIFTA is a digital gift cards platform that transforms the way we send and receive gift cards. Give your friends and family the best gift of all - the gift of choice! Choose from hundreds of the best brands on the mobile or web app and send gift cards across Australia.
GIFTA also neatly stores all gift cards in the gift card wallet, or you can save them to your Apple or Google Wallet. No hidden fees, and to top it all off, the app is simple and easy to use. Everything you ever wanted in a gift card.
GIFTA also neatly stores all gift cards in the gift card wallet, or you can save them to your Apple or Google Wallet. No hidden fees, and to top it all off, the app is simple and easy to use. Everything you ever wanted in a gift card.
by GIFTA Gift Cards January 31, 2022

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
