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giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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Giant Cock

Giant cock usually means a "giant chicken". This word can be used anywhere and is typically related to farm animals.
It will probably also get you unfriended or kicked out of a school groupchat due to people hating chickens.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna see my Giant Cock?"
Person 2: "Omg! Sure i do."
Person 1: "Come meet me at my farm :)"
by describitor March 22, 2025
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Non-descript Giant Lizard

A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.
Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by devadVcXdevchanix May 3, 2025
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Giant Swing

A move from the game 'Rumbleverse' that yeets the enemy away. Usually paired with punchline, kick or mist.
Aw shit man. That son of a bitch is using Giant Swing and Mist
by Local Dominoes December 5, 2022
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Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
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big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!
by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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