by Sid3848573 May 19, 2022
Get the Future cougar mug.A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009
Get the cum-stained futon mug.Best Buy owned chain of electronics stores in Canada that rewards workers who disobey convention and screw around talking about the latest Britney Spears albums while they're supposed to be working, yet punishes hard working employees for being late once.
Store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.
This chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn't drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.
Store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.
This chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn't drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.
Going to Future Shop? Save yourself the time and just give money to beggars on the street. At least beggars aren't trying to hide the fact that they aren't doing anything.
by CloutierFan02 January 2, 2005
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Get the Back to the Future mug.A band that almost nobody knows of, despite the fact that they are so incredibly talented.
I strongly suggest you go look them up on Myspace. There is a good chance you will like them. The singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
I strongly suggest you go look them up on Myspace. There is a good chance you will like them. The singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
Person A: Hey, have you heard of The Future Kings of Nowhere?
Person B: Um...no.
Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*
Person B: Um...kay...I'm going to go stand over there now.
Person B: Um...no.
Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*
Person B: Um...kay...I'm going to go stand over there now.
by The 60 of Smith Street January 25, 2009
Get the The Future Kings of Nowhere mug.by matt. L October 13, 2003
Get the futzing mug.1. (verb) Guernesias and Twatois for fucked.
Similiar to the French foutu. Most Guernsey people speak English the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, "futu" is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.
2. (noun) The name of a Guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: Guernsey Futu (this makes a pun that Guernsey is "knackered" or "broken", as well as "fucked", by its politicians)
Similiar to the French foutu. Most Guernsey people speak English the majority of the time and few know its literal meaning, "futu" is thus commonly used as a euphemism for knackered.
2. (noun) The name of a Guernsey satricial political cartoon strip: Guernsey Futu (this makes a pun that Guernsey is "knackered" or "broken", as well as "fucked", by its politicians)
Use 1a. "J'suis futu" (Guernsiase contraction of "Je suis foutu") - I am fucked. (lit)
1b. "I'm completely futu."
Use 2. "Did you see the latest FUTU?
1b. "I'm completely futu."
Use 2. "Did you see the latest FUTU?
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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