fucktard

John is such a fucktard.

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Fucktard

Fucktard: Fucking and Retard out together to make Fucktard.

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A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.

Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-)

Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"

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Man: I love having sex with retarded girls.

Other Man: You're such a fucktard.

Jeffrey: Can you help me open this?

Michael: That's a screwdriver you fucktard.

this is when you meet someone so retarded that they reached a higher level in life..hence ..a fucktard

Joey just tried to jump on a lion...he is such a fucktard!!

fucktard by A.A.M. :) September 25, 2010

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