Peon Freeze

When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.

Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline

by Major Balls November 28, 2010

Auto- Freeze

Auto freeze is a setting on your computer or mobile device that can only be turned off by submitting, F, Tab, control. If that did not work out. In order to turn it off you have to make sure it’s on.

Martha: My computer froze! I must have Auto- Freeze on!

by The headboard of my bed January 14, 2020

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016

Freezergasm

The feeling of absolute pleasure when you stick your head in the freezer to cool off.

Jeff: Dude...I just had the best freezergasm EVER.
Joe: Wtf is a freezergasm?
Jeff: Here let me show you *proceeds to shove Joe in a freezer*

by StudlyBeargasm August 8, 2017

freezervation

Freezing to death and dying

"Oh no Jeffrey died of Freezervation!"

by Bob Willbert February 18, 2018

freezerculs

the ice in your freezer

theres a lot of freezerculs in that freezer mate

by SH13 March 28, 2019

Freezerve

Exactly what it sounds like -- preserve something by freezing it.

Scientists found a mummy that was freezerved for centuries.

Person A: This bread will go bad soon!
Person B: Not if you freezerve it.

by Awesome_kagura September 17, 2019